gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i believe in u and ur pee
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