ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
what day is it and did you see me today?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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