I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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