So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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