I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
