on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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