I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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