My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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