white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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