let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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