if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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