Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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