Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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