your room smells of hookers.
And success
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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