How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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