hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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