Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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