Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Randomize
