Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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