Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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