i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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