You really coming over, don't trick.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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