Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
im holly from the hills drunk
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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