I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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