508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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