what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The best revenge is premature balding
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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