I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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