Fine. I'll sleep in my office
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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