Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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