just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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