I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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