okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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