I'm pants shitting drunk right now
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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