she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I still have a little drunk in my system
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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