ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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