You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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