But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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