There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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