he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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