can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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