no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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