8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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