dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
no you cant smoke seaweed
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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