Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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