I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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