fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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