Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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