My liver just broke up with me...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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