Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize