btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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