problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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