Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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