..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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