he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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