So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Nicole vs. Life
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
