apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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