Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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